The top secret weekend happenings that took me to the beach last weekend can apparently be revealed, so says the
DIRECTOR.
A couple months ago, my younger sister Lauren told me about the film project she had to complete in order to get her degree (or at least one of them - we are a family of overacheivers, so she is getting a BFA along with her BA). She had pitched a project to her class and it was chosen, so she got to direct it. The plan was to do a short film of the story, Poor Man's Mermaid, written by Clay McLeod Chapman and included in his book,
Rest Stop
. He's also performed it as part of the
Pumpkin Pie Show.
Her choosing this cracked me up, since I actually went to middle school with Clay. We ran track together and there were two of us girls who liked him. Of course, in the end, he chose to date the other girl (beeeee-atch!) and explained to me that he chose her because
she was a year older than me. Boys.
Anyway, she thought that I would be the perfect actress for her film, which was hugely flattering, but very daunting. My first and last acting stint involved wearing tights and a leotard with felt feathers attached, rotating while flapping my arms, singing, "I'm a kolo kolo bird."
Then, I learned that the woman in the story is possibly a mermaid, but certainly dead and as such, has no lines. My dream role. Seriously.
Apparently, blonde hair, pale skin and a willingness to work for free were all they needed.

Here's one of the test shots we sent to the others in her group, to show that I was infact good at looking dead. (Impressive talent, I know.)
Patrick and my dad refused to look at it, because it freaked them out. One of Lauren's group members expressed concern about getting me out of school to film. Hello? Apparently, looking dead makes me look 10 years younger than I am....
This past weekend, we filmed it. And it was a very interesting experience. Check back for all the details in Part II. In the meantime, I'll be in my trailer!